The Lack of Hunger Games
“‘I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die.’ The end.” – The Ice King (Adventure Time)
It’s not uncommon to see the name of our country at the top of any sort of world obesity index. Everybody knows that we Americans are a….hefty lot. That being said, Mondays decision by Justice Milton A. Tingling to overturn the measure to limit sugary drinks in New York City is pitiful. While the issue may seem arbitrary, it not only illustrates our country’s grotesque brand of gluttony, but it also puts the spotlight on our nation’s strange stance when it comes to food.
One 20oz bottle of Coca-Cola has right around 65 grams of sugar, that’s more sugar than the American Heart Association’s recommended serving of 48 grams, in one bottle. In a country where soft drinks like Coke are the most widely consumed liquid (the average American drinks 44.7 gallons of soda a year according to Ad Age’s Leading National Advertisers report), it’s more than fair to say that our country lacks self-control. The fact that people have access to these statistics and are still adamantly against a ban on sugary drinks more than 16oz makes me cringe. I was okay with being part of a country that embraced love handles. I am however, NOT okay with being part of a country that actually fights for the right to consume massive amounts of soda in restaurants. Unrepentant gluttony is something we should be ashamed of, not fight for.
This brings me to an almost silent demographic that’s affected by this attitude towards food and soft drinks: Children. Kids are a product of their upbringing and environment. Assuming that the Center for Disease Control’s 2010 findings are correct, and around 69% of adults are overweight. That being said, it’s safe to assume that these people have kids and that they are in some way shape or form responsible for feeding said children. Connect that with another study from the CDC that shows about a quarter of US children are overweight and obese, and you can see a problem that’s getting out of hand.
This country has such a warped sense of entitlement when it comes to food. It’s like we feel as though our lack of exercise has granted us the right to constantly increase our portion sizes. Never mind the fact that our portions are already double the size of almost the rest of the world. It’s like everybody has given up on the notion that we can actually do better. There’s no inherent feeling of shame when it comes to the fact that we’re constantly feeding ourselves (and our children) crap. I feel like somewhere down the line, our country finally agreed on something: we all agreed on waving a collective white flag when it comes to our health.
It can be noted that Justice Tingling himself is a…fluffy fellow, but he can’t take all of the blame when it comes to the blockage of the law. We’re all part of the problem. We’ve praised people like Paula Dean and Adam Richman as our sausages fingered deities without thinking out the consequences this would have on our eating habits. I feel as though we can make the transition into being a healthy country, just like dieting itself: the hardest part is making the change permanent.
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Pictures of the Year 2012-2013


Courtesy Photo/Joe Kargula and Erik Peterson run the Marathon leg of the Ironman Triathlon

GVL / Robert Mathews Quarterback Heath Parling (12) leading the offense past Notre Dame College.

GVL / Eric Coulter Senior Jake Isaacson placed eigth in the Spartan Invitational. Isaacson's time of 25:04 was the highest among Division II athletes.

GVL/Jessica Hollenbeck Student Senate President Jack Iott speaks to the assembly during Thursday's meeting.

Courtesy / gvsu.edu President Haas and Montcalm Community College President Robert C. Ferrentino sign the transfer agreement


Courtesy Photo/ GVSU Athletic Department Sophomore Chris Cunningham lines up a putt at a past match.

Courtesy Photo / GVSULakers.com Andrew Darrell prepares to return the serve earlier this season.

GVL / Jessica Hollenbeck President Haas cooks pancakes during Family Weekend's "Pancakes with Presidents".

GVL / Jessica Hollenbeck President Haas cooks pancakes during Family Weekend's "Pancakes with Presidents".

GVL / Archive Forward Briauna Taylor (31) chases down a lose ball in a game last season

Courtesy Photo / Dean Breest Sophomore Allyson Winchester was named the GLIAC Women's Cross Country Athlete of the Year after finishing first with a time of 20:48.8.

GVL / Archive GVSU's Breland Hogan rises and fires over three defenders last season.

GVL/Bo Anderson Briauna Taylor leads the fast break during a game earlier this season.

GVL / Robert Mathews Associate Vice President for Facilities Planning, James Moyer, leading a walk through of the Mary Ideam Pew Library

Courtesy Photo / GVSU DII Men's Hockey Jeremy Christopher chases down a puck during a matchup last season.

GVL / Bo Anderson Students and faculty danced under the spectacular light show in the Devos Place Ballroom

GVL / Robert Mathews Martin L�wenberg, holocaust survivor, speaking at the Genocide Awareness Night presentation in the Grand River Room.

Courtesy / Dean Breest Senior Sam Lockhart finishes her indoor career with two individual national championships in weight throw and shot put at the 2013 National Championships.

Archive / Robert Mathews Giancarlo Brugnoni (40) rounding the bases during a previous game.

GVL/Bo Anderson Seniors Christ Koppenaal, Bill Madsen, and Mitch Weber measure the exterior of the Wesley House as part of an energy audit.

GVL / Robert Mathews Senior Anthony Campanella pitching against Tiffin University during the Lakers double header.

GVL / Eric Coulter Brother Jed Smock, a member of Campus Ministry USA, speaks with fervor to a student. Many students, all with differing views, came to watch the Campus Ministry members speak.

GVL / Sean Mouton A passing walker stops to admire some recently constructed pieces of Art Prize 2012.

GVL Archive Senior Nick Gunthorpe follows through and watches his shot at the Ardenson last year. This weekend the team will be playing in South Haven.

GVL / Bo Anderson GVSU's Katie Martin points to her teammate after safely reaching second base.

GVL / Robert Mathews Mary Idema Pew Library Learning and Information Commons under construction.

GVL / Archive The Grand Valley Rowing Team during Spring Training in Florida last spring.

GVL / Robert Mathews Judge Glenda Hatchett, keynote guest for Monday's King celebration, speaks in the Grand River Room in Kirkhof.

GVL / Robert Mathews Judge Glenda Hatchett, keynote guest for Monday's King celebration, speaks in the Grand River Room in Kirkhof.
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