Attention: Portal Patriots are not to be trusted

| 4/3/14 2:06pm

This is message from the Portal Authority. You may have been a witnessed a group identifying themselves as “Portal Patriots” on March 27th, 2014 in the GVSU Allendale Kirkhof center.

This group is not to be trusted.

If you saw anyone identifying themselves as a Portal Patriot call 919 578-PORT to report this matter.

This group is dangerous and has been known to instigate situations that are out of their control. These people will attempt to get you and your loved ones involved with portals.

Portals are dangerous and should not be trusted. Call 919 578-PORT to report a portal sightings immediately.

More information on the Portal Authority and the dangers of portals can be found at: http://portalauthority.info/ and at https://www.facebook.com/PortalAuthority.

Portals are dangerous. Portals cause disappearances.

Signed,
Portal Authority Representative.
INFORM. REPORT. SECURE.
919 578-PORT

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