Letter to the Editor: Confessions from a Disgruntle Member of the Church of Atheism
I’ve been an Atheist for the better part of three years or so. I wouldn’t call myself an expert, but I can hold my own in a debate. However after my “conversion” to atheism I can tell you in a bit of a confessional- type message on the inner workings of the Church of Atheism. Like any good religion we too have ourselves a rich, thought-provoking, and tumultuous history. From Horus, Zeus, Thor, all the way up to your God we’ve said, “Sorry champ I’m not buying what your selling.”
But in atheism we’ve taken out the Gods and just added a hell of a lot of prophets. Allow me to start with the Prophets of Old Atheism. We have Father Charles Darwin, Saint Galileo Galilei, Brothers Albert Einstein and Thomas Jefferson (although both Deist we give them honorary-atheist roles), Mother Marie Curie, Priest Carl Sagan, and this is to just name a few. To get into the Prophets of New Atheism we have the Four Horsemen Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett, along with Sister Ayaan Hirsi Ali leading this war for secularism.
Similar to theists, we do our own fun parlor tricks and spout off everything we are told, to counter any argument that opposes our doctrine. Our doctrine is complete with our own apologists to translate what our text is saying. That’s right, we even have our own ‘holy books.’ The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins has been one of our favorites, but we never forget our classics such as the ‘Gospels of Origin of Species’ of our collection of ‘Psalms on Big Bang Theory.’ We are even told by our higher-ups that there is certain theories that one must never question.
Even if a particular Atheism isn’t right for you, we come equip with differing sects. The ‘Reformed’ Churches of Center For Inquiry, American Atheist, Freedom from Religion Foundation, Secular Student Alliance, and many more. Each that request donations from their congregation of faith followers.
I always thought it was arrogant to say that “There is a God,” without evidence, but I find it equally as arrogant to put forth the message that “There is not a God” without full certainty. Now these statements are dealing in an absolute which for me in the realm of reasoning and skepticism is a hard idea to swallow. To have a degree of certainty of what is right or wrong can only be put forth with questions. This is something I put forth dear readers whether you are a theist or atheist is to keep questioning. Being someone that has spent time in both factions, questioning is something that made me stronger in my beliefs when in either groups. I finish with a final quote from one of my favorite prophets of science Richard Feynman that goes, “We must start with the understanding that everything [Science or Religion] we know is possibly wrong.”
By Nicholas Smedes
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Apatheism FTW!!!!
Nice Article Nick, with some great points :)
“We are even told by our higher-ups that there is certain theories that one must never question.”
As a thinking person, one should immediately begin formulating questions on a theory if told to never do so. I worry for whoever told you to never ask questions about broadly accepted scientific theories, because they evidently lack a critical understanding of how the scientific process and evidence-based reasoning lead to their development; that is, by asking questions! And how could students be expected to fully comprehend the complexities and reasoning behind such theories without asking questions about them?
I sincerely doubt that any good scientist or skeptic would encourage non-questioning in science. I suspect it would be quite the opposite!
Well this is either a spoof of sorts, or a theist who is attempting to discredit atheism. To those who read this, this isn’t how things work, atheism isn’t a religion, and we don’t have prophets.
I know atheists and this is dead-on. Atheism isn’t a religion but cetain parts of science are. Such as the big bang and theories like it.
well put, dude. i think you made some great points. i’m not an atheist myself, but i get where you’re coming from. This is the attitude that more people need to have. and others need to stop taking things so literally..
@Carly,
I know Nick Smedes. He is certainly an atheist.
I suggest you challenge the notion that “atheism isn’t a religion.” How are you defining religion? Why do you subscribe to the parameters of atheism? Certainly atheism has dogmas promoted by various prophets. Your prophets are the Four horsemen: Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, and Hitchens.
If you want to put together an argument, feel free to do so
Many atheists don’t give a hoot about what the infamous “four horsemen” have to say, and @ Amanda: almost none of top theoretical physicists trying to understand the origin of the universe accept the standard Big Bang model anymore.
Any theory about the origin of the universe can be defined as a religion, that was my point.
Where are you getting such an odd definition of religion, Amanda?
I’ve seen relgion defined as a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith. Which can apply to atheism. I also saw it defined as surrounding the origin of the universe but i’m not seeing that now.
“Religion” as a word, sort of loses its meaning once you give it a definition that nobody else uses. By that sort of definition, Buddhism could be considered not to be a religion, but anyone who finds evidence for the origin of the universe would be religious. It’s such an odd definition that nobody would understand what you meant when you used it.
Is this what you were looking for?:
“Belief: a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs. “
That should have read “Religion,” not “Belief”
Those who follow the Judeo-Christian religions must not dispute or doubt the established beliefs and dogma of their religions without fear of retribution and eternal punishment. Most atheists say they do not have evidence sufficient to allow them to believe in the supernatural.
When I started reading this article, I was optimistic. I thought it would be interesting, but everything wend down-hill after I read, “Like any good religion…” Wait? Did he just call atheism a religion? Well, I’d like to inform you that it is not.
It doesn’t matter how you want to define ‘religion.’ It is one of those things that is difficult to define, but we all know it when we see it. Atheism has no dogma, no superstition, and no faith, among other things. Strike one, strike two, strike three!
There is dogma and faith in atheism and not all reasons have superstition at their core. Just because something doesn’t folllow a line of reasoning you employ does not make it superstition.





















