Comedian Amy Schumer gives GVSU hilarious advice
Just about every stereotypical sex joke a woman comedian can make – Amy Schumer does.
But Wednesday night, outside of Kirkhof near Zumberge pond, her jokes all seemed to be tailor-made for Grand Valley State University students while Schumer poked fun at every race, religion and social status – leaving no controversial rock unturned.
Between warnings of sexually transmitted diseases and something she called “grape” – the grey area between consensual sex and rape that often happens at colleges, Schumer tackled very real issues and received very real laughs from the nearly full audience.
Schumer’s talent, like all good comedians, is in her ability to make fun of and laugh at herself the same way she makes fun of and laughs at the world around her. After becoming a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, her hilarious romps have been popping up all over the place, including an appearance on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” and “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
She’s had guest spots on NBC’s “30 Rock,” HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and was in the recent movie, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, released in June.
She didn’t hold back any of her usual controversial (and sometimes offensive) jokes about race and religion, looking through the crowd and observing very candidly “Not even one Asian? Is this a bad school?”
But although her jokes may seem offensive at first glance, Schumer had just enough tact in telling them that they were well received, and despite being a mostly-white crowd, audience members of all race and background couldn’t help but laugh at her booty-poppin’ and finger-wagging on the stage while impersonating her African American girlfriend.
Her witty comebacks and ability to make fun of just about anything or anyone, kept her 45-minute set entertaining. No one was safe, from the “blonde skeletons,” to the cast of Twilight look-a-likes that walked past the outdoor stage – Schumer was never at a loss for words.
Freshmen took the brunt of the comedic criticism, though, with the show beginning when Schumer asked who in the audience was a freshmen. When more than half of the audience cheered, Schumer looked out and said to them dryly: “Keep it down, everyone hates you.”
And although she was merciless at times with observational humor, she managed to sneak subtle positive undertones into some of her jokes about body weight, telling freshman that it’s okay to put on a few extra pounds in college, and that they shouldn’t have eating disorder contests with their roommates.
There was only one awkward silence during her question and answer section when a student asked why her newest CD was called “Cutting.” After avoiding the question she said that her younger sister used to cut herself and walked off stage.
The audience paused, looked around, and then cheered.
As a raunchy comedian, she left students with some entertainingly dangerous advice– don’t blackout, get fat and sleep with people you don’t know.
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Pictures of the Year 2012-2013


Courtesy Photo/Joe Kargula and Erik Peterson run the Marathon leg of the Ironman Triathlon

GVL / Robert Mathews Quarterback Heath Parling (12) leading the offense past Notre Dame College.

GVL / Eric Coulter Senior Jake Isaacson placed eigth in the Spartan Invitational. Isaacson's time of 25:04 was the highest among Division II athletes.

GVL/Jessica Hollenbeck Student Senate President Jack Iott speaks to the assembly during Thursday's meeting.

Courtesy / gvsu.edu President Haas and Montcalm Community College President Robert C. Ferrentino sign the transfer agreement


Courtesy Photo/ GVSU Athletic Department Sophomore Chris Cunningham lines up a putt at a past match.

Courtesy Photo / GVSULakers.com Andrew Darrell prepares to return the serve earlier this season.

GVL / Jessica Hollenbeck President Haas cooks pancakes during Family Weekend's "Pancakes with Presidents".

GVL / Jessica Hollenbeck President Haas cooks pancakes during Family Weekend's "Pancakes with Presidents".

GVL / Archive Forward Briauna Taylor (31) chases down a lose ball in a game last season

Courtesy Photo / Dean Breest Sophomore Allyson Winchester was named the GLIAC Women's Cross Country Athlete of the Year after finishing first with a time of 20:48.8.

GVL / Archive GVSU's Breland Hogan rises and fires over three defenders last season.

GVL/Bo Anderson Briauna Taylor leads the fast break during a game earlier this season.

GVL / Robert Mathews Associate Vice President for Facilities Planning, James Moyer, leading a walk through of the Mary Ideam Pew Library

Courtesy Photo / GVSU DII Men's Hockey Jeremy Christopher chases down a puck during a matchup last season.

GVL / Bo Anderson Students and faculty danced under the spectacular light show in the Devos Place Ballroom

GVL / Robert Mathews Martin L�wenberg, holocaust survivor, speaking at the Genocide Awareness Night presentation in the Grand River Room.

Courtesy / Dean Breest Senior Sam Lockhart finishes her indoor career with two individual national championships in weight throw and shot put at the 2013 National Championships.

Archive / Robert Mathews Giancarlo Brugnoni (40) rounding the bases during a previous game.

GVL/Bo Anderson Seniors Christ Koppenaal, Bill Madsen, and Mitch Weber measure the exterior of the Wesley House as part of an energy audit.

GVL / Robert Mathews Senior Anthony Campanella pitching against Tiffin University during the Lakers double header.

GVL / Eric Coulter Brother Jed Smock, a member of Campus Ministry USA, speaks with fervor to a student. Many students, all with differing views, came to watch the Campus Ministry members speak.

GVL / Sean Mouton A passing walker stops to admire some recently constructed pieces of Art Prize 2012.

GVL Archive Senior Nick Gunthorpe follows through and watches his shot at the Ardenson last year. This weekend the team will be playing in South Haven.

GVL / Bo Anderson GVSU's Katie Martin points to her teammate after safely reaching second base.

GVL / Robert Mathews Mary Idema Pew Library Learning and Information Commons under construction.

GVL / Archive The Grand Valley Rowing Team during Spring Training in Florida last spring.

GVL / Robert Mathews Judge Glenda Hatchett, keynote guest for Monday's King celebration, speaks in the Grand River Room in Kirkhof.

GVL / Robert Mathews Judge Glenda Hatchett, keynote guest for Monday's King celebration, speaks in the Grand River Room in Kirkhof.
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